Dashcon raised $17,000 for a shitty ball pit.
I only need $350 to help save my cat.
I will give you an extra hour in the ball pit if you help me save my cat.
Thanks to everyone spreading this around!!! I have just about half of the money I need now! Keep reblogging and donating if you can!
bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah
"i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me"
well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you
an interesting amount of people condone setting angry bees and birds on fake nice guys
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs
Relationship level 1: awkward flirting
Relationship level 2: getting naked
Relationship level 3: “what type of bender would i be in avatar”
serving size: 4
all 4 me